While waiting patiently in line at the grocery store for the clerk to return to her lane, I amused myself by reading the headlines of the weeklies: Tom Forces Katie to Cleanse and Fast! (I wondered if it worked!) My favorite was on the cover of Woman's World: "Read Oprah's Weight Loss Plan!" Wait a second! Oprah's weight loss plan isn't working for Oprah and you want me to buy the whole magazine for a plan that doesn't work? Come to think of it, my weight loss isn't working either. A six pack of Peeps, a bag of Jelly Beans and an eight pack of chocolate covered marshmallow bunnies is not on anybodies diet plan. Let's leave Oprah alone. Clearly Oprah is smart, successful, funny, insightful and wildly popular. So she's a size 14. So what? My ass is big too and we all know that a fat rear end doesn't cause heart disease. I really do feel for Oprah. It appears that she has a lot of shame about how she looks and really, to me, she looks beautiful. It is not a myth that black men would knock Holly Hunter over to get to a full figured woman. So I say Oprah, throw open the door and feel the love!!
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