The Devil REALLY is in the Details!

So here it is the 24th of March and I am still screwing around with my taxes. Here is how my conversation went with my tax preparer earlier today: "I need what? Didn't I send that already? Oh, I paid around 100 bucks in personal taxes last year. Oh, didn't I send that? No, I don't have a new car. There's nothing wrong with the car I have unless you consider dog hair and chewing gum a hazard. How much I paid in what? Am I healthy? Yes, unless you consider the high blood pressure I have at this moment a health deficit. I don't know how much I paid in health insurance premiums. Around 100 bucks a month." I am a BIG picture person. I deal in giant swaths of thought and like to plan and envision the big picture. How many pixels it takes is irrelevant to me. This is what I think hell is. Me, sitting in an uncomfortable chair, in a poorly lit office that is 40 degrees too cold, trying to fill out the long tax form with a dull pencil!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!