It really did occur to me that over the years, I have been the receiver of many secrets and pleas not to share this tidbit with anyone. Please know that your secret was and still is safe with me. Sadly, it is not because I am particularly prudent or am unwilling even under the threat of bodily harm to keep the darkest secrets and desires of my friends safe. Your secret is safe with me because most likely I forgot it. Things that are whispered to me with the caveat: "Please do not tell anyone," get filed in the: "no need to remember what I can't repeat" file. I even tried today to remember the details of the dalliance of a friend, and couldn't. It is the things I need to remember like my various passwords, birthdays of friends and when to get my oil changed that I have to concentrate on. Your secret truly is safe with me.
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And your secrets, my dear, as safe with me!! And don't forget to send that blackmail check this month - I'm a little low on cash!!
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