Four Lessons I Learned Today

You do not need to experience the following in order for the lesson to be more meaningful.  Trust me. Four things I will remember!

1. Drive with a full tumbler of raw cranberry juice between your legs.
2. Don't mail the bills after eating cheese curls.
3. Do not kick what appears to be a strange mushroom with your camel-colored suede shoe. It's dog poop.
4. Always sneeze and squeeze.  The ladies will know of what I speak.