Tuesday, June 23, 2009

I Need A Bigger Boat

Actually, I just need a boat. Something bigger than the bathtub. It is so soothing to be on the water and I am feeling the need to be soothed right now. Normally, some fried chicken or Bing cherries would do the trick, but I need to roll out the big guns. Bring on the baked potatoes and the Black Diamond Cheddar. Adulthood has its privileges and it also has its down side. Lately I have had more down side than privileges. Hence the need for a boat. And an outside cabin with a valet. I forgot about the valet. And a stocked bar with premium liquor and organic snacks. I never said I didn't appreciate privilege just that I wasn't in that lane right now.

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